After reflecting about me growing up, going through puberty and all that jazz, I somehow find myself stuck in this big museum like place with elevators and stairs with a nice reddish carpet, having to vaccuum the place up everyday for 2 months.

But then suddenly, above on the stairs, I see the most beautifulest girl EVER! I mean, like wow! Her sweet lavish le..fingers, her luscious looking eyes, staring straight into mine, with a pleasing stare that could make me jump and fly in the air, clouds lifting me to her..

'Pppst! Shhstt! Ey! You! Finish up your work!'

"What!? Ah, oh ok...Damn! Where'd she go? I din't even get to ask for her name."

*Next Day*

"Gayness...how'd I end up cleaning this damned toilet? It already smells better'n me and I still need to clean it? Total gayness."

'Uhm..Oops! Sorry to bother you~'

*BOING!* OH! H-h...h-h..HI! THERE!

Hello..? Uhm, I won't bother you at your work now.

WAIT! What's your name?

*Girl is already 2 seconds gone, before Gi0 got to say it.*

DAHH!! NO!! (*#@%!(@*#^%(*#@^% ( Gosh darn jiminy jilikers didely doodely darnmness )

But wow, she sure was cute. When she is around, I'm able to defy gravity, soaring through the sweet melancholy air like indigo coloured doves, flapping away in glee.

*Next Day*

"Gayness..Now I have to pick up garbage? Total gayness."

'Uh...Hi~'

"WHOA! OH! HI, THERE AGAIN!!"

Would you come with me please?

What's this..? She has just grabbed my hand, and we are slowly running! Where could she be taking me? Is she gonna give me a worser job than garbage picking? Do I need to start distributing free samples of some museum crap? The mysteries lie ahead.....Damn, she really has a tight grip on my hand? Oooh, how I wish it was something else.....WOOHOO! WAHAHA HE HE HE HEHHEHEHEEE!...NO! I must not let myself think of things like that!

'Here, wipe yourself with this' *Hands nice pink towel*

"Uh..thanks"

Wow, this is where my sweet angel relaxes her day in. What a beautiful room..Hey? What's that I smell? WAHH!???

*Gi0 sees girl starting to take off her shirt* ( Don't worry, no source of pornography thoughts is involved in any way..unless your sick minded that is )

"UUHMM..Just exactly what are you doing, ma`am?"

'Huh? Oh, I'm just changing into something casual.'

"Don't you want me to leave..?" * In tiny little voice *

'What for? Please make yourself comfortable.'

Arrrghh!! What in the hell is this girl thinking about?? Ahh!! Just 10 feet behind me, an angel is changing her clothes, exposing her heavenly body..Ooooh, how I wish I had eyes on my back....OOH! NOO!! I can see her through the mirror, Oh lord why are you tempting me, WHYYYYY.....

Does she know that I can see her?? Gaah!! This is really not ok! OOOOH, I'm gonna see the things I shouldn't be seeing! Not for a long time! Uuuuhgghh!! Now I understand! It's because she's grown up in such a clean and beautiful environment, She has yet to learn that men look at women with sexual intentions..NoOhohoOooo....

**To Be Continued**