Wow, time sure does pass by quick! It almost feels like 2 weeks until the end of school. Wait! As a matter of fact, it is 2 weeks `til the end of school! Wow! And in around 5 or 6 weeks, It's gonna me my birthday party! Another fun filled party, soon to come.

Wow, what fun I had last year. But 3 years ago was even funner! If only I din't have to get embarassed so badly in front of the whole family. I was sure glad I had no friends 5 years ago though, and I learned from this mistake anyhow. I learned to have manners, especially when it comes to this kind..Anyways, enough Jabbering. This' how it all happened.

Damn, it's my birthday party, and I haven't even had my favorite meal! Well, it'd be embarassing if my Mom cooked Chili Beans with Burritos for my party or else there'd be a huge line in the washroom. Hmm..I know! I'll go buy some at a local chili/burrito food stand! And I know! I'll ask my Mom for the greenies!

"Momma? Can I have like 10 bucks? I just wanto buy a little something for myself"

'What?? Oh ok, go enjoy yourself, be back by Dinner'

"Yeah, yeah"

*Gio buys his awsome meal and starts eating*

Mmmmm..Good ol` chili. It's been months since I've had these. But damn, I better get home soon. My stomach ain't feeling too good.

"Wait..hmm..I still have a couple bucks. Think I'll stay at RPM for awhile."

*Quite a bit of time passes by, and Gi0's Stomach Rumbles and Crumbles and Mumbles and Bumbles*

Aw man, I really gotta jetz home an` quick!

*Gio finally reaches to the upstairs, seeing his Mom waiting for him right outside the door*

"Mom! Move! Please! Now! Important business to conduct!"

'Wait, wait, wait, Sonny. I saw you coming from upstairs, and I'm setting stuff up, so I'm gonna need to blind fold you, ok?'

"Yeah, yeah, sure! I'll be able to use the washroom in a bit though, right?"

'Of course!'

"Great! Great! Ok, blind fold me!"

*Gi0 gets blindfolded, and is brang somewhere in his home, and Gi0 is now sitting down*

"Mom? Where am I?"

'Your just in the living Room..Agh, wait, the phone is ringing. I'll be back in a minute to take off your blindfold.'

"....Gayness..."

Ok, I can hold me goin' to the washroom, but I really need to fart this junk outta me! Bad!

*BOOOOM..There it goes..The fumes spread everywhere, the smell is so strong you can feel it*

oOOoo yeah..Oh oh! Another one's comin'! Fire!

*Gi0 picks up half of his buttoms and flares out a small blastering explosion of reeking dirtyness*

OooOooo yeah..Nothing like a good ol` kaboom. Sweet, sweet tranquil smell of relaxation. Who cares about the reeking smell? As long as we got that exciting feeling of contentation..Oops, M..Ok, good. She's still on the phone. I can hear it.

"Mom? MOM! Can you take off my blindfold?"

'Wait, Gi0! I'll be there in exactly 5 seconds'

"Thanks, Mom"

'Wow, what's that powerful stench??'

"Uh..I-i'm not sure?..Can you take my blindfold off now, please? I wanna see what kinda gift y'got me."

*Mom takes off Gi0's blindfold and Gi0 before even opening his eyes starts scratching them*

This is the surprise that Gi0 sees once his Blindfold comes off. **To Be Continued**